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Location: Vero Beach, Florida, United States

My name is Pat and I live in Florida. My skin will never be smooth again and my hair will never see color. I enjoy collecting autographs and playing in Paint Shop Pro.,along with reading and writing. Sometimes, I enjoy myself by doing volunteer "work" helping celebrities at autograph shows. I love animals and at one time I did volunteer work for Tippi Hedren's Shambala Preserve.

Sunday, October 15, 2006

Helpful Hints for Desk jobs..

TEN things to say, when caught sleeping at your desk !...

10. "They told me at the Blood Bank this might happen."

9. "This is just a 15 minute power nap they raved about in the time management course you sent me to!"

8. "Whew! Guess I left the top off the Whiteout. You probably got here just in time."

7. "I wasn't sleeping! I was meditating on the mission statement , and envisioning a new business strategy."

6. "I was testing my keyboard for drool resistance."

5. "I was doing a highly-specific Yoga exercise to relieve work-related stress. Are you discriminatory toward people who practice Yoga?"

4. "Darn! Why did you interrupt me? I had almost figured out how to handle that big accounting problem."

3. "Did you ever notice sound coming out of these keyboards when you put your ear down real close?"

2. "Who put decaf in the wrong pot?!?"

AND THE NUMBER ONE best thing to say if you get caught sleeping at your desk........

1. Raise your head slowly and say, " Jesus ' name, Amen


Blogger Kiyotoe said...

funny stuff. I might have to use some of those.

8:03 PM  
Anonymous Deana said...

Hi...Just wanted to come over and say hello. I have so often thought your comments at Naomi's were so sweet.
I am delighted to see your love of animals!
Funny post too!

8:40 PM  
Anonymous Barb said...

I gave your blog a Shout-Out today =)

7:54 AM  
Blogger Charles said...

I take naps while on break or lunch (shh...don't tell).


How about this one

The light was bothering my eyes!

10:37 AM  

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